Rap
Remy: Raise The Debt Ceiling Rap
We may not be able to address our current debt ceiling woes, but we can at least put them to a good beat.
Visit the links below for more Reason coverage on the debt, deficit and government spending:
Five Facts About the Debt
http://reason.com/archives/2011/07/25/five-facts-about-the-debt
The Facts About the Debt Ceiling
http://reason.com/archives/2011/07/18/the-facts-about-the-debt-ceili
Reason.com Topics: Government Spending
http://reason.com/topics/goverment-spending
“Raise the Debt Ceiling” is the third of a series of collaborations between Remy and Reason.tv. To watch Remy’s other videos, go to http:youtube.com/goremy
Music by Remy. Video shot and produced by Meredith Bragg.
Download the mp3 and HD versions at http://reason.tv, the video channel for Reason magazine and http://reason.com
LYRICS:
Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling!
Raise da debt ceiling!
14 trillion in debt
but yo we ain’t got no qualms
droppin $100 bills
and million dollar bombs
spending money we don’t have
that’s the name of the game
they call me cumulo nimbus
because you KNOW I make it rain
bail out all kind of cars
got all kind of whips
ladies ask me how I get em
I tell em STIMULUS
Social Security surplus?
Oh, guess what? it’s gone
I got my hands on everything
like Dominique Strauss Kahn
ain’t got no Medicare trust fund
son, that’s just absurd
spending every single penny that
we see, son, have you heard?
ain’t got no moral objections
ain’t got kind of complaints
ain’t got no quantitative
statutory budget restraints
so…
[CHORUS]
Yo, we up in the Fed
and we living in style
Spending lots of money
while we sipping crystal
still making it rain
and yeah it be so pleasing
wait, not making it rain–
we be “Quantitative Easing!”
QE1, QE2
QE4, QE3
Dropping IOU’s
in every fund that I see
printing the cash
inflating the monies
callin up China
“a-yo we straight out of 20′s!”
in the club
we be louding out
while to the market, yeah
we be crowding out
on the beach getting tan
and sipping Corona
we got a monetary plan–
and it involves a lot of toner…
[CHORUS]
So if you look at the chart
and examine the trend
we borrow 40 cents of every
single dollar we spend
and non-discretionary spending
increases every day
do you have a comment for Committee?
I MAKE IT RAIN
Mr. Speaker, Mr. Speaker
would you beam me up?
A Congressperson cutting spending?
Couldn’t dream me up
We’re gonna default
if we follow this road!
I should have thought of this
14 trillion dollars ago!
I’m the king of the links
I’m a menace at tennis
I’m sticking spinnaz on my rims
picking winnaz in business
if you’re looking for some cash
it’s about to get heavy
I got some big ol’ piles of money
and guess what–they shovel ready
[CHORUS]
Duration : 0:2:21
This Party Took a Turn for the Douche by Garfunkel and Oates
Riki “Garfunkel” Lindhome and Kate “Oates” Micucci perform a rap about douchebags. Here are the LYRICS:
We roll into the bar cause thats how we do
Garfunkel, Oates and the rest of the crew
Give a dollar to my homegirl and watch that go she
Hits up the juke box and puts on Jim Croce
Operator, can you help me make this call?
Were laughing and talking and the drinks are flowing
Im the liking the direction this night is going
But then I look up and something has changed
Everyone around us looks deranged
I look to my left, I look to my right
Nothing but Von Dutch hats in sight
With supertight abs and supertan skin
I swear this aint the club that I walked in
Then the techno music starts to play
And the room smells like Axe body spray
Im like Golda Mier with no gold in my ear
Please tell me what the happened here
Yo it aint pretty but you know its the truth
This party just took a turn for the douche
For the douche, for the douche
For the douche
Thought it was a perfect party
Now its just a lot of Ed Hardy
This party just took a turn for the douche
I guess I cant beat em so Im gonna join em
Need some douche phrases and Im gonna coin em
Put my Bluetooth in and Im on my way
Gonna be a mother douchebag today
Gonna groom my beard like a bonsai tree
Wax off my chest like Mr Miyagi
Get a Chinese tat, dont know what it means
But it makes me look deep to girls in their teens
Dont need sleeves on my shirt, just rip em off
And leave em exposed like Bernie Madoff
Fake tan so brown you can call me foxy
Gonna pop my collar like Limbaugh pops oxy
Got more chains than Mr. T
I pity the fuckwad who messes with me
Cause Im doin roids til my balls get teeny
Like Dennis Quaid in Innerspace, up inside the weenie
Gettin crunk on brewskis with my broskis
Im cooler than Ice cube wearing snow skis
Sweeter than the life of Zach and Cody
Higher than the voice of Truman Capote
Yeah Ill drop a G for a bottle of Goose
This party just took a turn for the douche
For the douche, for the douche
For the douche
Thought it was a perfect party
Now its just a lot of Ed Hardy
This party just took a turn for the douche
Were an army in the night like Norman Mailer
And its time to be a tool like my name is Tim Taylor
Im a VIP cause my table said so
Im a use some Rufees cause the skank said no
I like my hair like I like my girls drink
SPIKED as fuck!!!
Did my last keg stand like General Custer
And Im assessin the damage like a claims adjuster
I aint your Daddy but Ill call you son
Yeah I get metaphysical like John Donne
Im holdin up the beats like I was Lloyd Dobbler
Girls are on the dance floor shakin their cobbler
Im Cool like LL, fly like Jeff Goldblum
Im gonna find the biggest ho in this room
Girls wax is Brazilian, her manicures French
Jean Nate is her signature stench
She got rocks on her fingers and beneath her areolas
Her gardens more savage then ch ch cherry colas
Her heels are as clear as my intentions to bang her
Hope shes birth controlled like Margaret Sanger
Gonna Boner Stabbone her, Mike Seaver her Beaver
Take her gold for cash then mother leave her
I aint in love w you cousin I aint George Michael Bluth
This party just took a turn for the douche
For the douche, for the douche
For the douche
Thought it was a perfect party
Now its just a lot of Ed Hardy
This party just took a turn for the douche
Duration : 0:3:58
Giggs – Hustle On (Official Video HD – Lyrics)
My Nigga money…
I’m A Hustle Don, I don’t hustle Wrong
I Just Buss Quick Shots And get My Shuffle On (yeaah! )
I Aint Hench But You Know I Keep My Muscle Strong
All My In the Trap Get Your Hustle On.
Hustle On x35
Get your Hustle On!
They Hustle On The Streets To Get The Right Pounds (Hustle On) x8
Giggs! (aahh)
Let Me Tell You Niggres Bout The Block Pattern (What Else?)
The Block Smashing, The Rock Bagging (Yes…)
And I Aint Talking Bout Violence (Why?)
When I Say That A Fling A Box At Him (haha)
I Give A A About Trident
I See My Enemy Imma 4 5 Him!
Not Average Joe Grinding (Joe! )
Get The Chain Out That’s Blinding! Hustle On! (jhheeze)
But Back To The Rock Slanging
My Bagging Up Food And The Cops Rang Him (yyeah)
Gotta Wait Coz A From The Block Rang Him
They Call Me Basel Coz My Sh! t Is Block Banging (UUMMM! )
I am Getting Jumped In I’m Jumpy Hanging
Niggers Hungry, A Launch Be A Rock Packing
I Remember When I Used To Wear Them Crazy Mush Patterns
I’m Bragging But My Blocks Cracking!
Hustle On The Streets To Get the right Pound Hustle on x8
Let Me Tell You Man Bout The Trap House
Wrap Up The Crack Round
Dash Out And Smash Out (yeaahh)
Back Out For Castle
Check Out The Crack House
Shot Cats The Same Place
Your Lap Back And Mash Out (UUMMM! )
Junkies Getting Cash Out (Cash Out…)
Hit West Get My Cash Out And Splash Out (Switch It! )
My Role Up With A Strap Out
Bare Black Gang What You Know Bout A Black Out? (Hustle On)
My Back Out And Slap Out (Yeah)
Submition Hole Makes You Give Up And Tab Out
I Get Violent And Lash Out
Excuse Me I Bring The Back round The Trap Now (Sorry Bout That)
From The Reboks Then Got The Max Out
From 10 Boxes The Raplh Boger And The Smash Out (jheez)
And Wrap The Lame The Hole Map Now
That’s Why I Got The Pen And Contract Out (Hustle On)
They Hustle On The Streets To Get The Right Pounds (Hustle On) x8
Duration : 0:3:40
Monster- Kanye West, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj, Jay Z & Bon Ivor 2010 (Lyrics on Screen) (:
the * where Kanye says my eyes more red than the devil is just means i REALLLLY dont like that line, hahah but its called lyrics on screen so i had to put it in.
the two ** are because im not sure what he said! but if you know please comment and let me know! Thankss(:
lyrics
[Bon Iver]
I shoot the lights out
Hide til its bright out
Whoa, just another lonely night
Are you willing to sacrifice your life?
[Rick Ross]
Bitch I’m a monster no good blood sucker
fat muthaf-cker now look who’s in trouble
as you run through my jungle all you hear is rumbles
Kanye West sample, here’s one for example
[Kanye West - Chorus]
Gossip gossip
n-ggas just stop it
everybody know (I’m a muthaf-cking monster)
I’ma need to see your f-cking hands at the concert
I’ma need to see your f-cking hands at the concert
profit profit, n-gga I got it
everybody know I’m a muthaf-cking monster
I’ma need to see your f-cking hands at the concert
I’ma need to see your f-cking hands at the ….
The best living or dead hands down huh?
less talk more head right now huh?
and my eyes more red than the devil is
and I’m bout to take it to another level bitch
there you go again, aint nobody as cold as this
do the rap and the track triple double no assist
but my only focus is staying on some bogus sh-t
argue with my older acting like I owe her sh-t
I heard the people sayin raps are gettin trap mayne
bought the chain that always give me back pain
f-ckin up my money so yeh I had to act sane
Chi n-gga but these hoes love my accent
she came up to me and said this the number 2
if you wanna make it number one your number 2 now
this that goose an’ malibu I call it Malibooya
God Yeezy How I hit em with the new style
know that muthaf-cker well, what you gon do now
whatever ever I wanna do, gosh its cool now
nah gonna do, uhh its a new now
think yo muthaf-cker really reall need to cool down
cause you will never get on top off this
so mommy best advice is to get on top of this
have you ever had sex with a pharoah
I put the p-ssy in a sarcophagus
now she claiming I bruise her esophagus
head of the class and she just want a swallowship
I’m living the future so the presence is my past
my presence is a present kiss my ass
[Kanye West - Chorus]
[Jay-Z]
Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong
Lochness, Goblin, Ghoul, a zombie with no conscience
question what do all these things have in common
everybody knows I’m a muthaf-cking monster
conquer, stomp ya, stop your silly nonsense
none of you n-ggas know where the swamp is
none of you n-ggas have seen the carnage that I’ve seen
I still here fiends scream in my dream
murder murder in black convertibles
I kill a block I murder avenues
rape and pillage a village, women and children
everybody wanna know what my achilles heel is
LOVE I dont get enough of it
all I get is these vampires and blood suckers
all I see is these n-ggas I’ve made millionnaires
milling about, spilling there feelings in the air (shot at Beanie?)
all I see is these fake f-cks with no fangs
tryna draw blood with my ice cold veins
I smell a massacre
seems to be the only way to back you bastards up
[Chorus]
[Nicki Minaj]
Pull up in the monster
automobile gangster
with a bad b-tch that came from Sri Lanka
yeah I’m in that Tonka, colour of Willy Wonka
you could be the King but watch the Queen conquer
ok first things first I’ll eat your brains
then I’mma start rocking gold teeth and fangs
cause that’s what a muthaf-cking monster do
hairdresser from Milan, thats the monster do
monster Giuseppe heel that’s the monster shoe
Young Money is the roster and the monster crew
and I’m all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face
and if I’m fake I aint notice cause my money aint
let me get this straight wait I’m the rookie
but my features and my shows ten times your pay?
50k for a verse, no album out!
yeah my money’s so tall that my barbie’s gotta climb it
hotter than a middle eastern climate
find it Tony Matterhorn dutty wine it
while it, nicki on them titties when I sign it
how these n-ggas so one-track minded
but really really I don’t give a F-U-C-K
forget barbie f-ck nicki she’s fake
she’s on a diet but my pockets eating cheese cake
and I’ll say bride of Chucky is Child’s play
just killed another career it’s a mild day
besides ‘Ye they can’t stand besides me
I think me, you and Am [Amber Rose] should menage friday
pink wig thick give em whip lash
I think big get cash make em blink fast
now look at what you just saw I think this is what you live for
aaaahhh, I’m a muthaf-cking monster!
[Bon Iver]
I-I crossed the line-line
and I’ll-I’ll let God decide-cide
I-I wouldn’t last these shows
so I-I am headed home
(repeated)
[End]
Duration : 0:6:25
Money, Cash, Hoes by Jay-z ft DMX
money cash hoes off of vol 2 hard knock life
made by jay-z
i do not own this song or video
Duration : 0:4:49
“Cherry Chocolate Rain” Original Song by Tay Zonday
Subscribe to me! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=Tayzonday
Dr Pepper decided to make me a music video to celebrate their new Cherry Chocolate beverage! It was a fantastic shoot and I met lots of talented people!
Featuring Mista Johnson http://www.mistajohnson.com
Produced by True Entertainment
http://www.trueentertainment.net
Executive Producer, Shari Solomon Cedar
http://www.trueentertainment.net
Director, Jeff Tomsic
http://www.jefftomsic.com
Song Produced By E. Dan for ID Labs Productions
http://www.idlabsmusic.com
For information on Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr Pepper go to http://www.drpepper.com
Download MP3:
http://www.tayzonday.net/Tay_Zonday_FEAT_Mista_Johnson_Cherry_Chocolate_Rain.mp3
Lyrics:
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is Tay
It’s T-A-Y, T-A-Y to the Z
This is the web and it’s gonna murder your TV
It was Chocolate Rain
Wrote a song about that history
Chocolate Rain
Now I’m paid a hefty hefty fee
Chocolate Rain
Listen to the funky rhymes I weave
Chocolate Rain
I move away from the mic to breathe
He moves his mouth away from the mic so he can breathe [Repeat]
I wanna tell you about a love that took me by force
She took my heart like a wild red horse. I call her
Cherry Chocolate Rain
I open the door and see you standing there
Cherry Chocolate Rain
Pull me in with that delicious stare
Cherry Chocolate Rain
I need you right now don’t you want to stay
Cherry Chocolate Rain
Your beauty burns me like a solar ray
Mista Johnson with Tay Zonday
Most downloaded video clips
Most exclusive video chicks
Makin big videos
With big city pros
Got mad pad willy flows
That get many dough oh
Make it pop cherry
Whoa, tick tock to the clock
little Berry flows
Ridiculous, Mista Johnson
and Tay Zonday sick with this
Cherry Chocolate Rain
Release my love and unlock the chains
Cherry Chocolate Rain
Your energy is coarsing through my veins
Cherry Chocolate Rain
Ohio’s agriculture’s based on grains
Cherry Chocolate Rain
My love will just never be the same
Dark sweet unexpected
Taste the secret you’re infected
Cure my body’s deepest pains
Brought the thunder, made it rain
Oh, my Cherry Chocolate Rain.
I love you.
This internet thing is wild.
Duration : 0:2:52
Drake- I get lonely Too with onscreen Lyrics **NEW OCTOBER 2010**
Drake – I Get Lonely Too – Never Enough Mixtape Leak
Drake – I Get Lonely Too – Never Enough Mixtape Leak
Drake – I Get Lonely Too – Never Enough Mixtape Leak
Drake – I Get Lonely Too – Never Enough Mixtape Leak
Drake – I Get Lonely Too – Never Enough Mixtape Leak
Drake – I Get Lonely Too – Never Enough Mixtape Leak
Duration : 0:4:4
McDonald’s: The Rap
The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I’m a Grimace cup kind of dude.
Feel free to subscribe and/or check out the other videos! I’ll go ahead and include the lyrics on here until I put them on the site.
Sittin’ on the couch with the morning post
With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast
Thinkin’ I’m-a change it up, yeah that’s always fun
What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald’s run
So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend
Yo, I found a five. Man, that’s Canadian.
How ’bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies?
Oh, it’s 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.
Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor
Speed limit’s 25, but I’m doing 34
Going drive-thru style, man it’s fast express
You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness
Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare
Frenchy with a headset, “can I take your order?”
A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son
A McMuffin, then be stuffin’ muffins up in my trunk
Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can’t decide, uh…
All’s I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah
How ’bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor
No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel
Don’t forget my #4, or there’ll be to spend
And I want them eggs poached like an elephant
Frenchy back on the line, “is that all your order?”
No it ain’t, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!
Get my cup of Coke and I’m-a start a riot
Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the “diet”
Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name
Brian, I ain’t tryin’ to drink aspartame
Sittin’ on the couch, ’bout an hour later
Pickin’ at a pouch of some Now n’ Laters
Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch
Start the car up fast because it’s time for lunch
It just takes two bucks and I get what I need
Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese
“Supersize Me” said he’s had enough of it
But how is it bad for my heart if I’m in love with it?
If you never had McDonald’s, heck, well dude you should
It’s a party, like a Hardee’s, except the food is good
Just don’t get a large #2, I plead with you friend
Cuz it’ll be a large #2 when you see it again
Enter the store, first you holla, then you
Pick a couple items off the dollar menu
Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard
Mix the sweet n’ sour with a squirt of mustard.
A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce
Paying ain’t a pain, they take cash or credit
Want a water? You can pay up there for spring
Or get the free Grimace cup–how embarassing
They say, “you’re playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy”
Only thing bad for my heart’s when they forget my toy
Now I’m-a have a milkshake, but before you rant
It’s made of shamrocks–now that’s a plant
People say it’s bad, but I don’t believe them
McDonald’s is peace–just ask Tom Friedman
Momma catch me with a ‘zine, and she’s screaming “stop!
Don’t you worry, Mom, it’s just my man Ray Kroc
Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!
Duration : 0:2:49
Cash or Christ/Fanatics — Trip Lee & Lecrae
Cash or Christ/Fanatics by Trip Lee and Lecrae on the compilation album AMPED by 116 Clique
In God we trust
Forget about the cash [6x]
In God we trust
Most are concerned with the cheddar flow, but dawg I gotta let them know
A lot of reasons we should be seeking Jesus instead of dough
Instead of mo material things, the jewelry and fame
I speak of the King, but most ain’t feeling me main
They would rather let they money stack, tryna get a hundred stack
They pockets fat, but they not ready when Christ is coming back
If they only knew the real truth about the coming wrath
They would probably race to Him faster than a running back
I know the things the cheddar buys, will attract and catch the eyes
Instead of ice, it’d be nice, if we would invest in life
Instead of all that flashy stuff, tryna get our status up
His wrath is just, so if we don’t seek Him dawg then we outa luck
What good is it to gain the world and in the end lose ya soul?
Its foolish bro, there’s a loving savior you can truly know
I know you seeking satisfaction, you can’t find it though
Tryna dash for the cash and designer clothes
Forget about the cash, Forget about the clothes
Forget about the stash, Forget about the dough
Forget about the cars, Forget about the rims
Forget about the stars, Forget about the benz
Forget about the big crib, tryna get rich, the big 64 plenty dough and tryna sip chrys
Forget the cash and chains, that stuff will pass away
And you cant take it with you to your after days
Got money, got whips, got ice
Still broke homeboy! No Christ
Got a debt to pay, some real heavy wages
And the payment for his sin is pretty outrageous
I seen him park the car, suicide doors
Without Christ he walking through a suicide door
The dollar bill say in God we trust
Its funny cause money is the only God we trust
And she say that she a Christian, but I can’t tell
She ain’t depending on God, she depend on male
One stack, 2 stack, 3 stack, 4
They spent they whole life stacking up dough
And when they die not a dimes gone go
Now they physically rich, but they spiritually poor
And they probably never heard of 1 Corinthians chapter four
‘Cause they said they can’t imagine God’s people being poor
I’m an F-A-N-A-T-I-C, Fanatic!
I’ll rep Christ till I D-I-E
Fanatic! I’m not extreme I’m redeemed with faith to serve a God who’s extremely Great
I’m a Fanatic!
I’m an F-A-N-A-T-I-C, Fanatic!
I’ll rep Christ till I D-I-E
Fanatic! I’m not extreme
I’m redeemed, I’m redeemed, I’m redeemed, I’m redeemed , I’m redeemed, I’m redeemed
I’m an F-A-N-A-T-I-C, Fanatic!
I’ll rep Christ till I D-I-E
Fanatic! I’m not extreme I’m redeemed with faith to serve a God who’s extremely Great
I’m a Fanatic!
Can’t serve God and cash, cant love the world and Christ
Put money out ya mind
Focus on eternal life
I can’t speak from experience,
I ain’t seen it but I’m betting
Treasures of this world ain’t nothing next to the ones that’s up in Heaven
Feel free to store em up,
Since we found the Lord is just amazing let us praise Him man
And try to give Him more of us
Let us live our lives with Him,
Spend our days and nights with Him
Ignore the trash the world has to offer and delight in Him
Forget about the cash, Forget about the clothes
Forget about the stash, Forget about the dough
Forget about the cars, Forget about the rims
Forget about the stars, Forget about the benz
Forget about the big crib, tryna get rich, the big 64 plenty dough and tryna sip chrys
Forget the cash and chains, that stuff will pass away
And you cant take it with you to your after days
Duration : 0:4:30
Bow WoW- Put that on my Hood ft Sean Kingston +LYRICS
CASH money
AYO!!!!
i do this for the hood!!
AYO!!!!!
Sean Kingston, i put that on my hood
THIS MY LIFE!
YEAH!! BOWEEZY! KHALED
AYO!!! UH HUH
BOWEEZY I PUT THAT ON MY HOOD
EVERYONE IN THE HOOD LIKE ME!
put you hands up
Chorus:
They see me lookin good,
they sayin i done changed,
aint a member on the block no more,
but im still the same,
so thats not the case im busy gettin money on tour,
man i put that on my hood, hood, hood
man i put that on my hood, hood, hood
im the same man
Verse 1:
the boy doin numbers,
i do it for colombus,
i put my city on the map now go locate a compass
they sayin i done changed,additude aint the same,
i guess this the negative effects that money brangs,
im still the same shot from buck town,
aint nothin changed but the label,im reppin cash money now
got love for the hood,im still givin back,
and sum still hate, well boy im used 2 that
uh,and i got my mom a bigger house,do it for the people they the only 1s i care about,
instead they make me out to be somethin that im not,
sayin that i only care about hoes in my cash knots,
Chorus:
They see me lookin good,
they sayin i done changed,
aint a member on the block no more,
but im still the same,
so thats not the case im busy gettin money on tour,
man i put that on my hood, hood, hood
man i put that on my hood, hood, hood
im the same man
Verse 2:
Thru the resession i was helpin people thru the drought,
this is for my people who is locked up and aint gettin out
and bart came home,no more phat time,
while he was locked up i made sure that his daughter fine
yea, now thats real people,they got people registerd 2 vote now how much realer do it get?
and i love givin back, puttin smiles on kids faces,
payin off tuitions makin sure they get an education.(it aint nothin)
i would never turn my back on yall,sis we used 2 window shop but now we tearin down the mall
now im puttin up position to helpin make a diffrence,
i kno i mess up sometimes so i ask God for forgivness
Chorus:
They see me lookin good,
they sayin i done changed,
aint a member on the block no more,
but im still the same,
so thats not the case im busy gettin money on tour,
man i put that on my hood, hood, hood
man i put that on my hood, hood, hood
im the same man
Duration : 0:3:16
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